Thread:Tabbycat4467/@comment-26367876-20150504091815


 * Guru (After Nail refused to be called 'Big Green'): Big Greeen! Get in here.
 * Nail: Oh, guh- god dammit. What is it, Lord Guru?
 * Guru: I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee- Nail. There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
 * Krillin: Uh, actually, sir, I'm from Earth.
 * Guru: Kill it like the rest.
 * Krillin: Uuuhh...
 * Nail: Uh, actually, sir, I think he has business here about those people attacking our planet?
 * Krillin: Yeah. We came here looking for help. And I see you have a Dragon Ball up there. Well, we're gonna make sure that they don't steal it!
 * Guru: And how is that?
 * Krillin: I'm gonna take it!
 * Nail: Learn your place, Earthling! You have some nerve demanding a Dragon Ball from-
 * Guru: Here. Take it.
 * Nail: I- What?
 * Guru: Just don't steal the tv.
 * Nail: Sir, we... we don't have a television.
 * Guru: .... Nail. Gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma tv.
 * Nail: Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their power.
 * Guru: I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head! 